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Feb 5, 2011

Since cloning mammoths is in the news again..

1. Clone Mammoth.

2. Shave Mammoth with handy Shick 5 blade. Stay still, you goddamn Mammoth.

3. Put shaved Mammoth in enclosure with African Elephants at zoo.

4. Hide evidence of genetic manipulation in plain sight.

5. Breed Mammoths.

6. Yell "Unleash THE MAMMOTHS."

7. Profit.

7 comments:

  1. What newspaper, or news source, may I ask?

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  2. http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/17/scientists-trying-to-clone-resurrect-extinct-mammoth/

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  3. I read about this, one of these days they are going to try and clone dinosaurs, and next thing we know we will have a Jurassic park on our hands :-/

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  4. pretty soon mammoths will be the new fashion pet. following.

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