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Feb 5, 2011

Since cloning mammoths is in the news again..

1. Clone Mammoth.

2. Shave Mammoth with handy Shick 5 blade. Stay still, you goddamn Mammoth.

3. Put shaved Mammoth in enclosure with African Elephants at zoo.

4. Hide evidence of genetic manipulation in plain sight.

5. Breed Mammoths.

6. Yell "Unleash THE MAMMOTHS."

7. Profit.
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2011 at 12:07 AM

    What newspaper, or news source, may I ask?

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  2. Dashing WebjournalistFebruary 13, 2011 at 12:30 AM

    http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/17/scientists-trying-to-clone-resurrect-extinct-mammoth/

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  3. CiriisFebruary 13, 2011 at 12:56 AM

    I read about this, one of these days they are going to try and clone dinosaurs, and next thing we know we will have a Jurassic park on our hands :-/

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  4. UnknownFebruary 13, 2011 at 1:21 AM

    pretty soon mammoths will be the new fashion pet. following.

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  5. UnknownFebruary 13, 2011 at 2:01 AM

    Lol what...

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  6. DanFebruary 13, 2011 at 2:02 AM

    Wut.

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  7. JacobFebruary 13, 2011 at 9:07 PM

    WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

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